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tu m'embrasses, et ça passe.
I'm Louise, 18
I think it's impossible to list all my likes here, but I guarantee you'll find something we have in common.
I don't do follow backs, so if I do follow you it's cause I actually like your blog.
silly english kniggits.
tu m'embrasses, et ça passe.
I'm Louise, 18
I think it's impossible to list all my likes here, but I guarantee you'll find something we have in common.
I don't do follow backs, so if I do follow you it's cause I actually like your blog.
silly english kniggits.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
“Brilliant!”
Suggested by the always brilliant shappeyhappy.
(via crieffs)
good evening this is your captain speaking
captain martin crieff speaking
i shall be captaining the plane
as your captain
this evening
okay bye
(Source: buttgenie3, via icarusing)
![lemony-socks:
“Well. That’s a very lovely speech. Very moving. But do you know what would’ve made it even better? If you’ve given it without a lemon, taped to the top of your hat.”
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“Well. That’s a very lovely speech. Very moving. But do you know what would’ve made it even better? If you’ve given it without a lemon, taped to the top of your hat.”
[x]
(via bearpolars)
Cabin Pressure 3x02 - Paris
| Douglas: | You're the mark, Martin; the cat's-paw, the schmuck, the fall guy. You've been played like a cheap pianola. |
| Martin: | I don't believe it! What can I do? |
| Douglas: | Ain't nothing you can do - that's Chinatown. |
| Douglas: | It's more about the secret club atmosphere. Y'know, like at school. |
| Martin: | Not at my school. |
| Douglas: | Oh, come on! You must've had secret clubs in the lunch break at least? |
| Martin: | No, actually, people weren't really around during lunch break. I think they went home, or... Oh. |
I can’t even explain how much I would love to be at a live recording of Cabin Pressure. I would honestly cry with laughter.
If you’re having otter problems I feel bad for you son. I’ve got ninety-nine otters and one more can fit in the fridge.
(via sweettasteofbitter)
"Hi, guys. My name’s Martin Crieff, the captain, and I’m the guy in charge of flying you today.
On behalf of the rest of the guys on my team, and the guys back the ground, let me give you guys one hell of a big MJN welcome onboard today.
Now, before we go right ahead and fly some plane, I’m going to ask you to pay attention to this short safety demonstration.
Hey, I know guys. Big yawn, eh? Heh. But you know what? It might just save your life.
A-a-a-although, of course, an air accident is statistically incredibly unlikely.
Okay. See you on the flipside of the safety demonstration.
Ciao!"
On behalf of the rest of the guys on my team, and the guys back the ground, let me give you guys one hell of a big MJN welcome onboard today.
Now, before we go right ahead and fly some plane, I’m going to ask you to pay attention to this short safety demonstration.
Hey, I know guys. Big yawn, eh? Heh. But you know what? It might just save your life.
A-a-a-although, of course, an air accident is statistically incredibly unlikely.
Okay. See you on the flipside of the safety demonstration.
Ciao!"
Martin Crieff’s calm, authoritative, relaxed speech (via do-you-have-a-flag)
#cabin pressure
